Jesus was a radical, non-violent revolutionary who hung around with lepers, hookers and crooks; wasn’t American and never spoke English; was anti-wealth, anti-death penalty, anti-public prayer (M 6:5), but was never anti-gay; never mentioned abortion or birth control; never called the poor ‘lazy’; never justified torture; never fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes; never asked a leper for a co-pay; and was a long-haired, brown-skinned, homeless, community-organizing, anti-slut-shaming, Middle Eastern Jew.
6 hours ago on 04.24.14   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 6544 notes  via / org

the-treble:

bonusvampirus:

*makes heterophobic text post*

It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone. 

best one yet

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petitepasserine:

white women of hollywood, reducing japan and japanese culture to cupcakes, sexy ”costumes” and submissive sex-kittens since god knows when

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bloggingfromwonderland:

superwholocked-jedi:

oodmoodfood:

m3d1c101:

epikchik:

wtffanfictionvoiced:

All credit goes to WTFFanfiction.

Have an early christmas treat.

Oh my god, Germany’s voicemail

h elp me

THAT WAS JUST HIS FACE

he fLEW DICK FIRST

IT WAS NOT BREAD AT ALL

8 hours ago on 04.23.14   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 28792 notes  via / org
ilovehelbig:

myhartbig:

hartosexualambersexual:

I’m dying.

OH MY GOOODDDD

Mamrie, proving why she is queen.

ilovehelbig:

myhartbig:

hartosexualambersexual:

I’m dying.

OH MY GOOODDDD

Mamrie, proving why she is queen.

8 hours ago on 04.23.14   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2721 notes  via / org
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pepperbear:

amyhartofeyyyy:

for pepper because i know u love them sexy cows

are u serious

OH JESUS I FORGOT I DID THIS SORRY AHAHAAH

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kendralynora:

Look who’s Canon now!

kendralynora:

Look who’s Canon now!

9 hours ago on 04.23.14   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 238 notes  via / org

paineds:

kaijubabe:

paineds:

nobody sees you cry when you weld

image

is this really going to be my first popular text post on this blog

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awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this

awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this

9 hours ago on 04.23.14   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 17470 notes  via / org

liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

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lilhungrymane:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol

lilhungrymane:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol

9 hours ago on 04.23.14   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 86392 notes  via / org

wigwams:

when u think about it you’re either a shift or caps lock person

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